Better Than Karate Kid 2

Nobody tell Beeki, because this kind of thing would totally make her barf, but I just killed a fly.

I know, doesn't sound all that impressive at first blush, does it? But wait, let me tell you how I killed it. See, I was in the bathroom getting ready for bed when I noticed it. It was huge. Huge and gross. I closed the bathroom door to trap it. I looked around. There was nothing I could use as a weapon. So I took a kleenex and cocked it to use like you did in gym class with your towel. I took aim, whipped, and the fly dropped right out of the air.

I have rarely... nay, never... so badly wished I had an audience in my bathroom.